wanking distraction

Ok, so i watch alot of porn. youporn, pornhub, redtube, youjizz, rude tube etc, etc, all offer some great inspiration for zee masturbation. They give us tits, cock and arse, and they give us it for FREE - and who dosen't like free stuff? especially free stuff that's NAKED. (if you answered "me", you have no place on my blog..)

ANYWAY... i was home alone the other day, had already stalked all of my facebook contacts and eaten everything in the kitchen, so thought i would spend some quality time with my lady organ. I stick on a porno, which was really slow moving (they are still layed kissing and cuddling fully clothed 4 minutes in!!!) but i waited 15 minutes for this shit to buffer so i'm gonna watch it anyway. So yeah, they're kissing and groping and, you know... (i don't have to go in to detail really do i) anyway one thing leads to another and before i know it she's on top, riding him like a pony, that's when i see it!!!!!

what have i seen you ask?????




SOME FUCKING DUDE CASUALLY SAT IN THE CORNER!!!!!!!

who is that guy!?!? do they know he is present!?!? who invited him!?! and why does he not look like he is loving his situation!??! seeing him sat there lead me to imagine what kind of things could be going through his mind...

Maybe he was thinking "FOR FUCKS SAKE MUM!!! could you PLEASE move over to the left a little, i can't see the fucking telly!!!!!! Or pherhaps he is contemplating what to have for dinner. Pasta, pizza, pasta, pizza???? and so forth... who knows???? All i know is this dude disrupted my wank, and for that, i will never forgive him.